Looking for a man who enjoys drinking O.J. straight from the container, loves to find change at the bottom of the washer, knows the reason why dry wine is wet and who invented the kiss. He must have a quick-witted mouthful of sarcasm, enjoy caffeine at a spiritual level, and can stay up all night watching movies. On the spur of the moment, he will know the definition of cacophony and mellifluous and can whip up a batch of mashed potatoes. He can recite at least one love poem by heart and has read the Lotus Sutra. He believes in Santa Claus, anniversaries, holding hands and fireflies. He requires the understanding that there are days that breakfast is served at dinner, days we never shed our pajamas, and that at times I spend whole afternoons reading in the bathtub or perfecting the playlists on my iPod. He needs to have an inexhaustible supply of fine point pens, be thought provoking, and own a passport and a yoga mat.
May 30, 2008
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My Friend Chad’s reply: [he cracks me up...]
Looking for a woman who enjoys drinking with or without a container, loves to find change behind my ear and in my bottom, knows the reason why she is wet and that I invented the kiss. She must have a quick-witted mouthful of bullocks, enjoy dick at a spiritual level, and can stay up all night watching me sleep. On the spur of the moment, she will know the definition of bequietandlookpretty and getmeanotherbeer and can whip up a batch of her girl friends for an all nighter. She can recite at least one love poem by heart, but knows how to shutup about it, and starred in her own Kama Sutra. She believes I am Santa Claus, forgot our anniversary, doesn’t make me hold hands and can shoot a gun. She requires the understanding that there are days when breakfast is in my pajamas and that at times I spend whole afternoons surfing porn or perfecting the playlist in my pants. She needs to have an inexhaustible supply of fine points and flattery about my penis, that are thought provoking, and she must own a passport and a yoga mat, and a lamp.
Comment by girlandmuse — August 15, 2008 @ 12:45 am
Wow I love the post. I would really like to hear what my fiance would write.
On another note.. I hope my fiance never reads this, because now I am going to seem like a romantic when I take some of these ideas.
Comment by Dan Couture — September 30, 2008 @ 8:30 pm